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Old 07-25-2007, 03:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Played last night after coming back from vacation. Felt good, but still sucked. Got up only twice, flied out to right both times. We got mercied.

I hate softball and am retiring again. Getting too old for this shit. Why are my fucking legs always sore?.. fuck this I can lie on my couch and watch Criss Angel Mindfreak instead.

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Old 07-25-2007, 03:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by KennyH123
Played last night after coming back from vacation. Felt good, but still sucked. Got up only twice, flied out to right both times. We got mercied.

I hate softball and am retiring again. Getting too old for this shit. Why are my fucking legs always sore?.. fuck this I can lie on my couch and watch Criss Angel Mindfreak instead.

Hauser Retirement Party GT coming soon....
Can I have your bats???

Maybe you need some "supplements"...

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Old 07-25-2007, 03:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by KennyH123
Played last night after coming back from vacation. Felt good, but still sucked. Got up only twice, flied out to right both times. We got mercied.

I hate softball and am retiring again. Getting too old for this shit. Why are my fucking legs always sore?.. fuck this I can lie on my couch and watch Criss Angel Mindfreak instead.

Hauser Retirement Party GT coming soon....
Sorry to see you go. I'll take your Anti-Virus.
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I don't really know Kenny. And I know I don't have a great swing. I need to work on it some.. But, I sure hope it never looks like that. Damn.
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I hate you with a deep and total hatred that surpasses all hate that has ever been or ever will be.
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by KennyH123
Played last night after coming back from vacation. Felt good, but still sucked. Got up only twice, flied out to right both times. We got mercied.

I hate softball and am retiring again. Getting too old for this shit. Why are my fucking legs always sore?.. fuck this I can lie on my couch and watch Criss Angel Mindfreak instead.

Hauser Retirement Party GT coming soon....
Dibs on the juggs pitching machine.
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'll also take your pitching screen. Can you get the right netting for it already?
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I don't really know Kenny. And I know I don't have a great swing. I need to work on it some.. But, I sure hope it never looks like that. Damn.
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I don't have a fucking Anti Virus. I used Angelo's a couple times but he starts to get pissy after awhile and tries to get me to buy one.

I'm thinking September for a knock down drag out see ya later its been real Official Hauser Retirement GT.

Chezz....hook me up with your old geezer bowling league team.
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'll also need your Stealth.
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I don't really know Kenny. And I know I don't have a great swing. I need to work on it some.. But, I sure hope it never looks like that. Damn.
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by KennyH123
I don't have a fucking Anti Virus. I used Angelo's a couple times but he starts to get pissy after awhile and tries to get me to buy one.

I'm thinking September for a knock down drag out see ya later its been real Official Hauser Retirement GT.

Chezz....hook me up with your old geezer bowling league team.
Bowling is G2G. But why do you have to be old to bowl?
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I don't have a fucking Stealth either. Tommy still has it, until I can secure the funds to buy it. Which looks like never, at this point.

And yeah, you can have my pitching screen. Its great, if you can get past the part about it not having any actual netting attached. Thanks Vin and Deren.
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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What about the extended? I'll need a new ASA bat for next year once the OG Freak is banned.
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