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Old 05-09-2007, 03:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I saw the Anti-Virus in action last night and let me tell you this bat is sick. I didn’t use it myself as I am injured but just looking at what it can do for an average or below average hitter is amazing. You think steroids helped the soon to be HR champ of all time Bonds…that’s nothing compared to what this bat can do.

Let me set the stage with one particular batter, to keep his identity secret let’s call him KH..

KH’s first AB with a Red Synergy Extended (I believe it could be a shaved bat as well)…popup to RF that the fielder dropped. This was pretty much a can of corn for anybody with any skill at all.

KH’s second AB with the same bat…a slow rolling 40 hopper by the crippled first baseman who couldn’t bend because earlier in the game he pulled a hamstring. This is an out normally.

That's two AB's without putting a good swing on or driving the ball at all. His teammates were shocked at the lack of production from this player. They were joking with the scorekeeper about whether the two plays would be considered E's or a mercy hit (the books shows E's).

KH’s third AB with the COMBAT ANTI VIRUS (he got it from a team mate)…an absolute pee to RF. Might have been the hardest line drive I ever saw this person hit.

KH’s forth AB with the COMBAT ANTI VIRUS…beat said RF. He had no shot at running after the ball as it sailed over his head. Didn’t go out of the park but it was hit so hard the fielder had no time to react.

This bat should be illegal as it turned this seemingly useless player into someone the other team feared. A typical O’fer night from KH was turned into a day of rejoicing.




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Would this be the famous Kenny Hauser? I have the Combat Virus and haven't seen too much from it yet. However the Wrath120 I bought i hitting absolute lasers.
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Old 05-09-2007, 03:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You are an asshole. My Extended is brand new out of the wrapper and you are welcome to inspect it anytime you like.

Any my "popup" to RF was a very very high drive to the RC field fence, which is marked at 316' away, that I just got under. Popup? I don't think so.

Second AB, ground single through the 3-4 hole with bases loaded...

Third AB, triple, more RBI's.... last bat WAS THE ONLY AB I SWUNG THE ANTI VIRUS, YOU FOOL. Rocket one hopper off fence in RC, at least 315' liner.
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Originally Posted by KennyH123
You are an asshole. My Extended is brand new out of the wrapper and you are welcome to inspect it anytime you like.
I just traded a NRG 500 for the Anti-Virus on softballfans. I am waiting for it to come in so I can give it a try.
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Originally Posted by KennyH123
Chezz is an asshole.
Is this something new to you?
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Old 05-09-2007, 03:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I will say that this particular Anti Virus has well over 400 hits on it, and is very hot.... it wasn't that hot when I swung the same bat a couple weeks ago when it was just out of the wrapper.
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I never said it was you. Now you outed yourself.
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Originally Posted by chezz87
I never said it was you. Now you outed yourself.
This is true. KH could've been anyone. So how's the back? I haven't seen an update to your thread lately.
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Old 05-09-2007, 03:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I don't know about his back, but his fucking mouth is in midseason form.
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Ahhhhhhhh who else would KH be? Should have used a name like Leonard
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